HIEGHTINGLY !!!! !! ,,., BRAND NEW WORD DISCOVERED !!!!

You might be wondering what I mean by "HIEGHTINGLY",.,,.,., That may be it could do something to do with Height !! , but your wrong,.,.,.,., I have a friend named Suresh !,.,., he loves English,.,,. although he cannot speak it, he wants to use some words to create an impression on people he talks to !,.,.,.,.,. Yesterday, we were busy discussing about some business problems, when he suddenly started talking about a friend Mubeen who is kind of a money chaser !,.,., A good guy but too money minded.,.,., always desperate for money !!,.,.., ,.,., So during the conversation we were having, Suresh the English poet that we have murdered Shakespeare by saying

" Mubeen bhai soo Heightingly karke money pocket feeling inside aur toh aur soo Heightingly karke bhao tol cheaping !!!! "

"What he actually meant was Mubeen bhai was desperately searching his pockets to find some more money , while he was still trying to bargain with the shopkeeper"

All of us laughed for an hour !!! ,.,., and everytime we met him today we smiled at each other when he started talking about anything,,.,. and ended up laughing almost always !!

In another instance I was just browsing his phone for a contact name I needed, when I came across the a contact named "DUKKAR" , that means a "SWINE" in Hindi..,.,,, So I asked him Who's name he saved with the name DUKKAR ?? ,.,.,. He denied saving anyone with that name,.,,. Then when I showed him the contact Suresh comes up with one of the funniest things i've ever heard ,,,, He asked me where it was as if he couldn't see it,,., then when i pointed it out ,,,,,, he laughs and tells me that its not DUKKAR but he meant DOCTOR ,.,.,.. That was just his spelling for DOCTOR !!,.,,,.,.,. I JUST HOPE HIS DOCTOR NEVER FINDS OUT !!!!

Will write some more Suresh stories soon !!!, ,,., Cheers !

BLOOD BANK INDIA (FACEBOOK)

I started this group about a month ago on Facebook, rarely that I knew what a gr8 thing I was abt to start. This group is basically for donors to join from all around India so that we can contact them whenever there is a requirement. At first I did not have too many people in it, slowly and steadily we started growing.

A week back I received a mail from Mrs Curtis, Her child was hospitalised and we sourced donors for him. She was very thankful to the group and it made me very emotional. Now the group is growing and doing really well. Hope it gets bigger and better and we are able to save more lives !!.,.

I AM SO EMOTIONALLY AWESOMEEEEE !!!!!!

YAAAAAAAAYYYYY !!!!!

Cheers :)

I call this episode "RAJSHREE LOVES MUSIC"

All you guys might be wondering what kinda music am I gonna talk about !,.,., but its nothing to do with music, its something like , when ur parents are screwing you with words .,., its as much fun !!!

So after the party and gathering waas over , Farrokh arrived with SOMEONE !!! ,., No it wasn't a bird, Wasn't a plane , IT WAS UVP!!! ,.,.,. UVP !!!..... Another sweet friend , who has WARNING written all over her face !!,.,, I mean she is a wonderful person to talk to and amazing to be with BUT BUT BUT BUT !!! .,,. oh no,,., if u ever get into an argument with her either shut up or kill yourself !!!,,.,.,. You can't argue with her , she just won't listen !!!,,.,..,

Anyways,.,,., we welcomed Farr, he thought there was some chicken or fish that Aunty speciallises in cooking, but to his disappointment the meal was only VEG !!!.,.,,., Ok im also not a very big fan for Veg food , but she cooks well so could swollow it somehow !!,.,,., I had so much fun watching Farr eat the food ! hahahaha !!!,.,., it was like he was ,anfja forget it !! will upload the pics soon,,.,., Then we all walked out of the house pretending to take Scrappy for his poop walk , and find a place to lighten our smokes. Sometime later we did find a place and started smoking,.,., guess what,, Aunty actually followed us !!!!,,.,.,., and caught Rajs red handed or should I say smoke handed.,.,.,. She was being bashed by words i've never heard of .,. as she spoke in a language which was foriegn to me !!.,.,., but by the look in her eyes and fear in rajs's i knew that she was listening to gr8 MUSIC !!!.,,.,

We laughed over it all night while she enjoyed every tune and every beat of it !!!!

Trip to HEAVEN !!! with PANI RE PANI TERA RANG KAISA !!!!

Yeah, that was like heaven on earth , so refreshing and relaxing, with some really sweet people.

Farrokh (Best Friend) and me met as usual in the morning for sehri(eating before we start fasting in ramzaan), at a cafe named ZAM ZAM near my house. He then told me that we need to leave for Lonavala to drop scrappy, a beautiful, naughty, and very irritating dog who is his gf's pet. His gf is Rajshree akfaknfakn kafsjnkajsnfka .,,,. ok the aknsfnakn askfnasknask stands for the rest of her name that i can't pronounce , I FAILED IN ENGLISH !!!! ,.,.,.,., OK !!! now ,.,., so then from ZAM ZAM we left for Rajs's house then took off in a cab to Lonavala a lovely place in the hills . Her mother is in the Navy and she has a beautiful house there,,., her parents are amazing people, very loving , simple and sweet !,.,,,, I love being with them , makes me feel good !.,..,. anyways.,., when we reached there Farr and me had to leave back,, Rajs then asked me to stay till the next day and that we could leave together. So as u all know ME yes ME , I am jobless for a long long time didn't mind to be there !!,,.,,. It was a festive time for her family as they were celebrating Onam a south Indian Festival.,., I agreed to stay !,.,,.,

Uncle(Rajs's dad) is one of the most hillarous people on the planet , amazing sense of humor and super gestures as well.,.,. the most fun Dad i can ever imagine !,.,,. and Aunty(Rajs's MOM) one of the best cooks i've ever seen.,., We spent the entire day just playing with scrappy and then I fell asleep till the night,.,., when all their neigbours gatherd in their house for a meal. Met a few interesting people out there !,,.,.,. UMAIR LIKES THIS !!!!!

What do i DO !!!!

Its been about 3 years now that Im jobless !~! ,.,.,. Not exactly but i quit my last job 3 years ago.

I was working for a company named Wipro BPO. Yeah !!! it was a call center, but they paid well !! .

Then I tried my luck in business and made some good money and not very long after that did I notice that business was getting bad!.,., well that could be a luck problem.... anyways , Now i got a new problem !!!

Its called the "Umair CANT WORK" problem , I tried to convince myself to go and work somewhere again to kill boredom, but its just not happening any longer, its like i've completeley lost interest in working. I think it could possiblly be cause I saw a lump of money coming in at one point of time and now what these guys wanna pay me feels like eating peanut peal !!,..,. or may be i just am too lazy now .,.,., Whatever it is , I want to get over this feeling, but i don't know how !.,.,, My investments are doing fine and i don't think i'm gonna have a major crisis anytime near but I have so much time that i'm just wasting,,.,. I need to utilize that time somehow in a constructive way !!!!!!

My Best friend Farrokh decided to quit his current job and join another company with me so that i'm motivated to work, but the genius that i am, i made him change his decission and stick to his job.,.,.,. I've done crazy things in the past but i don't wanna repeat the same mistakes again.

I dont know where im heading but i know i will get things sorted !!,,.,. lets see where life takes me next !!,.,.,.,.

Fasting season is in full swing now, Im feeling like praying , but i guess i'm just lazy again that im not doing it on time !.,,.,, God save me , and keep me awesome !!!!!!