Thats all folks !!

And then I open my eyes to see an all new side of me,.,., Stepping into another world ! ,.,,,. Without the dirt around me !,..,,. I'm thankful , I'm clean !!

Just gonna stick to that today !!! ,,.., Thats all folks !!

Good Morning Shrutika !!!

Okay !,..,,.,. So that was enough of suspense for you guys about this mysterious person I was gonna write about !.,,,,., So this is me Umair Memon, the Awesome fella, curtain raise Shrutika !!,.,.,.,.

As you all know she is a sweetheart who has an incredible sense of humor along with two great arts. The first one being , she can talk in English using Hindi and Marathi slang . "She seems to be a bohot bholibhali-gullible types",., Things like adding the word "types" post the adjective is a very normal stlye of conversing for her. She is very well spoken, but she is a joker and makes everyone laugh, and has crawled her way into everyones mind now ,.,.,.,..,,.,.OMG she can make you roll on the floor with tears in your eyes and make your face turn red with laughter !,.,.,

I think I laughed like that after ages !,.,.,.,,

A few days ago all of the employees in my batch of training were listening to our trainer Sumeet, when he happened to talk about the UK culture and how people are very clear about what they want , and also mentioned a comparison with a common rickshaw driver here in India,.,.,. Almost instantly as he completed his comparison, her highness Miss Shruti says something that is least expected , in a very typical accent " Buut Sumeeettt !!!!!! , If idharka rickshawala goes to UK then kya ??? " . First for about 2 to 3 seconds everyone was trying to figure out what she said, almost instantly after which the silent training room turned to a laughter club !

Its so nice having a person like her in your work place. You don't even realize when its time to go home !!! ,.,.,.,. and then again once we were studying a customer's account on the system and Sumeet was asking questions about the customer info that we had, to test our system skills... So he asked Shruti how old is the customer?,.,.,.,. to our delight the date of birth entered on the system was wrong something like 19/01/1900 ,,,,. and her highness was like "BAAAP REE ,.,,.,. SUMEEETT ,.,.,,. THIS CUSTOMER IS NOT OLD , HE IS OLDEN (past tense humor) , FROM PAURAANIC KAAL !!! " ,.,.,.,. All we could do is just look at each other and laugh on the stupidity of the joke and the use of a word like "PAURANIC" which means "ancient" in olden(Pure) hindi !,.,.,,. Even Sumeet who appeared to be a bohot serious types hastay dharun dharun !!!,.,.,. Puot dharun baba !,,,.,. what you people also na baba !!!!!!! ;P ,.,.,.,. LOL

So many incidents keep happening, I don't even remember most of the things. Her abbreviations are just hilarious ,.,.,.,.., like "BKB" "JJWS" "OTSDDP" ie "BALI KA BAKRA" "JO JEETA WOHI SIKANDAR" "ON THE SPOT DHAN DHANADHAN POPAT" and so many more that I may just go on the entire night !!.,. ,.,..,,.

Don't worry if you don't find this funny,., cause after a few days you'll figure it out yourself !!!

That was it from me tonite !,.,.,. Too sleepy now !,.,.,. will write more tomorrow folks.,,..,
AdioS !!

SOrry for not writing !,.,.,.,.

Am just too tired at the end of the day !,,.,.,,.,. Not very habituated to waking up early by 5 and gear up for work,.,.,.,.,.,. Go through training about something I don't enjoy much !,.,.,.,.,. Yet my trainer tries to make things very interesting !

There was once a time in my life that I never liked using high-end mobiles and gadgets just to escape the trouble of exploring it thoroughly,.,.,,.,.,. I rather would ask a friend to dail a number , play a song or even text for me at times,.,.,.,.,.,.,. The most complicated mobile I used was the 9300i (communicator).,,.,.,.,.,. lost it within a week of buying it,.,.,.,. I never even bought too many expensive phones,,.,.,. and now I need to remember the features of most of the models all the way from Nokia , Samsung & LG to ZTE , Sonyericson & skypephone,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,. Ironic isn't it !,.,.,.,.,.,. The best feature of the social animal shows bright colours in me "Evolution".,,. The answer !! ,.., LOL :p

Anyways,., Will write about Shrutika and another guest appearance tomorrow,.,.,. Hopefully,.,..,

Cheers All, ,.,.,. Keep the faith !!

Hello SHRUTI !!!!

OK !.,.,. I know I'm writing after a long time now.,,, but i had to today !,.,.,.,.

I've been watching this creature in my new work place name Shrutika !,.,,.., Mostly called as Shruti by everyone !.,.,,,,,.,.,. I should tell you , she is an extreamly sweet girl,.,,..,,. and she is by far the awesomest girl I've ever come across in my life !,.,.,,.,.

After meeting her I rediscover the word "imagination" !,.,.,.,.,..,.

"She also defines the term "Loud thinking",.,,,,. .,.,, and is obsessed with created abriviations for every thing,.,..,.,,. she also is loaded with impeccable sense of mix lang skills.,,.,.,. as in she has mastered the art of using hindi words in a conversation !..,,,.,,.,. And trust me folks it can get tummy cramping funny at times !!,.,.,.,..,.,.,.

Let me first tell you a background of the scene that was going on,.,.,.,.,.

Sumeet is my trainer and we have about 21 people in our training batch,,.,. Shruti is also one of the 21 gems !,.,.,,.,..,.,

Her talking style can make the most serious kinda guy laugh like a conked hyena ,..,,.,. Her comparisons are as much as fun to imagine that to listen !!,.,,.,.,.,. She is awesome,,.,.,,. The moment I think about her , I tend to remember incidents that will make me laugh my ass out !,..,,.,.,.,.

Well done Umair !!!,.,.,. Well done !!,.,.,.,

SHRUTI TALES will start everyday from tonight ,.,.,. ,.,.,. Dont miss it ,,.,. Im telling you ,.,.,. this would proove as the best dose of laughter youve ever experianced !!!!